The Most Absurd Challenge in World of Warcraft: Successfully Completing a Mythic Keystone Dungeon with 8 Sausages as Controllers
A foreign player, Addison2k, recently completed an utterly bizarre World of Warcraft challenge by successfully completing a Mythic Keystone dungeon using a self-made "sausage controller." He used two 3D-printed plastic controllers, each inserted with four sausages, utilizing touch sensing for input – the left hand controlling movement, and the right hand controlling skills.
Addison2k chose to play a Retribution Paladin for the challenge. In actual operation, the sausage controller did work, but the experience was far from ideal. He couldn't control the camera angle and could only dodge skills by walking backward, requiring his teammates to carry him throughout the entire dungeon.
Only one operation forced him to return to the keyboard: when his target was locked onto a corpse, and he hadn't bound the Tab key to the sausages.
His teammates were quite tolerant of this "Sausage Paladin," constantly pranking him and suggesting he use his tongue to operate the sausages. Addison2k firmly refused: "I'm not going to lick the sausages, that's too crazy. And they're getting a little warm now, it feels weird."
Ultimately, all bosses were defeated, and the Sausage Paladin successfully completed the dungeon. However, the real punishment came outside the dungeon, as Addison2k stated in the comments that his hands smelled like sausages for several hours.